#about me #oh god crying hysterically because the mouse i saw in my apartment a few days ago has been leaving turd droppings all over my stove #i googled mouse droppings and that's exactly what i found on my stove top this morning #he's coming out to poop on my stovetop #oh god i'm weeping so bitterly and angrily and i don't know what to do #i want to vomit violently #HELP ME WHAT CAN I DO ABOUT THIS MOUSE AT 10 PM #i'm pretty sure i have some sort of mouse to human disease now #apparently there's something called hantavirus that's found in rodent droppings #oh my god i'm retching #this damn mouse is going to be the cause of my death #i saw it the other day and thought it was almost cute #what is wrong with me #i'm going to have to torch this place to the ground #it's the only plausible solution #omg i can't cope with this
