#arrested development #george michael #also me #i hardly ever got picked to play basketball at school #this one time in 6th grade someone took pity on me and picked me for their team #and someone attempted to make a pass to me (idek is that a basketball term?) #and i was too busy watching some older kids who were walking by #i heard someone yelling my name and turned around to see the ball fly over my head as my teammate stared at me in utter disgust #this other time i got a face full of basketball and a nosebleed and broken glasses #my happiest memories of P.E. involve playing tennis with a brick wall #now you know #about me #to this day if someone passes me an object by way of lobbing it across the room #i say a million silent prayers that i'll catch it without breaking my face or twisting an ankle
